Two of the the worlds’ most feared groups in the world are interconnected to each other. with the former supporting the other since its formation in the 90s.

Yes , this is true and all these years it was being done under our noses. Mostly even the intelligence  officials acknowledge this fact and say” yes ! the were doing it . its official. We were often blind folded to see it clearly . Most of the times we were too assisting the Qaeda.with every files an documents we used,were used against us.”

On the 9 11year  ,Microsoft released windows XP that was a grand success in terms of its usability and stability . Microsoft leveled all its other competitors and again establishing a Software powerhouse. The success of Microsoft let Mr Bill gates to the top of the Forbes list for continuous years to come. These  act corresponds to the rise and success of al-Qaeda missions on various places. Microsoft continued its dominance for years to come with release of Vista ,windows seven,office packages,servers,etc. People and organizations all over the world were using these software to broaden their productivity.Not mentioning the PowerPoint! too.

Little did they know that, doing this they were fully supporting the Terror organization of al-Qaeda.

This vital information appeared Only after the  Raid on the Pakistani  Compound that led to the killing of the notorious leader Osama bin laden  of al-Qaeda. 

How WERE we supporting Al-Qaeda

As said earlier ‘Under our noses’

Every time we used  recycle bin.. Microsoft made Operating systems would RECYCLE BIN                          So what’s in that!!!!

Meaning that  Osama Bin Laden would be recycled….creating a recycled  Osama Bin Laden every time someone would use the command for recycle Bin!

Thus making it hard for US to get him every time.. And this recycled bin would come up with new strategy to  blew some stuff up. Sick! 

And luckily This time …A BSOD  malfunction at the central server of Microsoft caused a familiar data

loss and someone somewhere pressed :

EMPTY

RECYCLE

BIN

May Peace Last Forever

This Song is From a famous band here in Kathmandu.

"Rewind"- Jindabaad

English ROCK
Music video by Nepali rock band Jindabaad. Jindabaad means "Support or Hail (as when protesting)"
jindabaad were finalist of the GBOB(Global Battle of bands) 2009.
Shot using two canon 5d on what looks like a basketball court.

Watch on HD

Enjoy being nepali..

You Know You Are a Nepali When…..*

You think Mustang is the name of a place.

You look up when you hear an airplane.

You point with your lips or with your middle finger.

Whenever you meet someone you ask, "Have you had your food?" ( bhat khayao?)                                                                    

You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, " Have you come to watch a movie?" (cinema herna ayeko?)

You call all action movies " action pacck"

You watch english movies infront of your friends and pretend as if you know what exactly the movee is all about .

You don’t watch nepali movies infront of your friends.

You meet an elder and he/she asks you, "When did you come back?"

You know the three Ds of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung (fist/khukuri fight).

You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.

You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.

You think chicken chilly and Momo are nepali food.

You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. ( daya ani baya

Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you are 40)

When you see a pair of slippers upside down (ulta chappal) you have to turn it around.

You don’t cut your nails at night. (alas the devil might take You and your family)

You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhath (rice).

You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.

You dont know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for buffalo.

You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get good grades.

You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.

Your grandmum doesnt let you whislle at night.

You cant date someone if you are not in love.

You have a problem following rules and standing in line.

You call anyone rajesh hamal(famous Nepali Actor) if he has a long back-hair.

You wait for someone going "tinaa-falaam-boraa-botttle" when you have loads of beer cans and bottles,

You watch Korean movie and try to act like one,

You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in the morning..

You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for

half an hour and order the following:

1. momo

2. chowmein

3. fried rice

4. chicken chilli

You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild!!

You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!

You can sing this song… "super top, ma hun super top… ma luga lai seto paarchu…"

You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..

You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles…

-your conversation with any Nepali you just met always ends up being an interview to unearth the degree of association with this person. (eh…Ghar ka??

Lazimpat? Tyeso bhaye timile xyz lai chinchhau??)

- 90% of the time you end up knowing someone who knows someone who knows the person.

- The remaining 10% of the time the person is your relative.

- You owned a dog, or knew of a dog named Tiger.

- you think cats are evil.

- you feel obligated to pay for everyone else when eating out with your friends.

- you get a kick out revealing to some of your American friends that Kathmandu is actually a real place and not just a word invented to mean in the middle of

nowhere (as in "from Katmandu to Timbuktu")

- you didn’t know Timbuktu was a real place in Mali, Africa.

- your American friends ask you if you have climbed mount Everest.

- you probably haven’t even seen mount Everest.

- your favorite Hollywood actress used to be Phoebe Cates

- you pronounce Phoebe Cates as "fobee cyats"

- You go crazy if you can’t blow on your fingers after you touch your neck.Or who ever’s 4. fingers that touches your neck. (Natra Gaand aunchha kya)

- You drive your friends crazy by touching their neck and running away before they can blow.

- You think you’re better than Indians.

- you dislike India but can’t live without their food and their movies.

- you pretend you can’t speak Hindi.

- you think you don’t have an indian accent.

- You are afraid to step on any paper, or pen (You don’t want to piss off Saraswati and flunk an exam).

- you love the pungent, fermented smell of pickled bamboo shoots (tama) and dried and aged vegetable leaves (gundruk) + you are drooling at the thought right

now.

- "Babu" or "Naani" is the default nickname for all male & female kids in the family since the last 10 generations

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